The Bet

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Look folks.  I know there are lot of you out there who just can’t get into sports romances for various reasons:  the storylines are formulaic, the characters are one-dimensional, there isn’t enough actual ‘sport,’ the athletes are made out to be god-like… and unfortunately, stories like The Bet, only reinforce those negative stereotypes.   The novel is clichéd and dull – and the heroine, who is  supposed to be intelligent and complex comes off mostly as insecure, boring and contradictory.   The ‘bet’ that powers the story is offensive and derogatory to women, and the novel lacks substance.  The Bet reads like a highlight reel of things these authors like about sports romance novels, linked together by the flimsiest of plots.

Jace – the Jet – Benning is a big deal.  Quarterback of the fictional Jersey Commanders football team, he’s a major player, both on the field and with the ladies.  When we meet him, he’s visiting sixteen year old cancer patient James in his hospital room as part of a charity he supports, Victory for Kids.  Their conversation is interrupted by Dr. Alessandra Mastrazacoma, James’ oncologist.  She’s all business until she spots Jace, and then she’s flustered and seems to have trouble stringing together a sentence (he’s hot and a FAMOUS football player – did you miss that?).  He amused by her response and teases her about her long name.  She’s awkward, tense and fidgety, and finally settles herself by crossing her arms across her chest;

Which only served to show what a nice chest she had.  Not porn-star fake, but large enough to fill out an outfit.  Jace realized he was likely staring and quickly lifted his eyes.

(He’s a real keeper, ladies).

Alessandra doesn’t like his teasing or his super hilarious nickname for her – ‘Master of Coma.’ When he asks if her name made it hard to get a job, she decides to put him in his place:

“Actually,” she said, “getting this job was fairly easy.  There weren’t any other applicants who graduated at the top of the class and had multiple articles published in a medical journal.”

Cue the eye-roll.  If Jace is a superstar on the football field, we’re meant to believe Alessandra is his match in the doctor department.  She’s smart, feisty, attractive, and not interested in the handsome football star flirting with her (oh, yes she is).  Though she puts on a good show, Jace flusters her and she flees the room as soon as she can.

Though Jace and Alessandra are curious about each other, they have little in common and no expectation of seeing one another again.  So despite a flare of attraction on both sides, neither makes any attempt to pursue the other.  But fate and friends (the best kind! They’re funny! Attractive! Risk takers!) have other plans.  Out one night at an ultra-secret, cool-kids-only club with two fellow athletes (his former college roommates and best friends), Jace and his buddies get to talking about an awards ceremony they all plan to attend.  Joking leads to betting, and before long, the guys challenge each other over who can bring the most gorgeous date – who isn’t a model or actress – and the winner gets bragging rights.  Because they’re assholes (oh, did I say that out loud?).  Meanwhile, Alessandra is out having dinner with her best friend, Lane.  The friends gossip about Dr. Boyer – Alessandra’s supervisor – and his super creepy sexual harassment behavior (which for some reason she tolerates), Lane’s pathetic dating life and, when Alessandra isn’t suitably sympathetic, her own overly picky dating history.  Before the dinner ends, Lane vows to go on more dates and makes Alessandra promise to give the next guy she goes out with three dates before calling it quits.  Oh reader, you know who she’s going to end up on those dates with don’t you?

When Jace’s friends accompany him on his next hospital visit and witness the awkward interaction between Jace and Dr. Mastrazacoma, they double-dog-dare him to bring her to the ceremony (because they’re conceited dickheads) and since you can’t play a player, he agrees to the dare.  He asks her out and despite everything we’ve learned about her and her intense dislike of him AND EVERYTHING HE REPRESENTS she agrees… and because of her own bet, she has to go on three dates with him!

Normally, at this point, I would tell you why I liked/disliked this story, but I think you get where I’m going with this, so I’ll save us all some time. Suffice to say, the authors want us to believe that these two complete opposites (he’s a dumb jock, she’s a genius) fall in love after spending very little time together.  Instead of showing us how and why, they throw everything but the kitchen sink into the three dates – and they sort of cover that too with sex on the kitchen island.  Despite their mutual ambivalence (but secretly lustful feelings), Jace and Alessandra have sex on their first date (it’s AMAZING and there are lots of ORGASMS), secret nicknames, anal sex (there’s a first time for everything right? In ‘Aly’s’ case, it’s on a third date), mindblowing (ha!) blow jobs, zip lining, surprise visits to Jace’s super lame hometown, hijinx with Aly’s hamster (yep), revenge on creepy Dr. Boyer, I love you’s… all as Jace tries to find a way to invite Aly to the ceremony (he knows it’s ‘not her kind of thing’) and also get out of the bet.   Can you guess what happens?

This book is a clear case of authors trying to do too much with too little.  The unlikeable principals are caricatures of the characters they purport to be – she’s a confident and intelligent heroine who’s also insecure and desperate for the love of a hot football player (did I mention she hates sports?), and he’s a hot and sexy athlete who just wants the love of a plain ‘ole good woman (who’s also conveniently a freak in the sack with a killer body).  Everything about this story is over the top, overwrought and poorly executed.  Jace’s friends, who I’m certain will be featured in future books, have a few funny one-liners – but they aren’t enough to save this story.

I took a risk on Elizabeth Hayley and The Bet. I loved the cover (still do!), but that’s about it.  The novel simply recycles ideas (every single one)  featured in better books.  I still love a great sports romance, but this book, unfortunately, showcases all the reasons some romance readers steer clear of them.

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Reviewed by Em Wittmann

Grade: D-

Sensuality: Warm

Review Date: 28/06/17

Publication Date: 06/2017

Review Tags: Sports Romance

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  1. excellent book: interesting, funny dialogs, deep understanding of each character, interesting secondary characters, and also sexy.

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CarolineAAR
CarolineAAR
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06/30/2017 2:22 am

-10 points for missing “sarcoma”
as the pun for an oncologist named Mastrazacoma.

Jenna Harper
Jenna Harper
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06/28/2017 11:32 am

Reminds me of “How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days” except that I sorta loved that movie! Too bad this one was such a clunker. :(

Lisa Fernandes
Lisa Fernandes
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06/28/2017 4:11 am

Sounds like the movie Dogfight meets The Ugly Truth meets every romcom cliche ever. I can see why you passed!