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Eden Gillman, one of the protagonists in Suzanne Brockmann’s 16th Troubleshooters novel, has had an exceptionally inopportune life. She’s been gang-raped, drugged, groped by every boss she’s ever had, sexually molested by her brother-in-law, assaulted by her step-father, slandered by the creep who took her virginity, abused by loser boyfriends, and repeatedly called a whore by her family. She almost drowned in Hurricane Katrina, was later menaced by crazed criminals, miscarried her baby, and suffered a crippling depression. And she’s just 19.
Amazingly, in Breaking the Rules, Eden’s not the character who has suffered the most. That would be Neesha, a young Indonesian girl sold into sexual slavery at age eight and then regularly raped and beaten for the next eight years. Neesha, who escaped her vile captors and is now on the run in Las Vegas, is connected to Eden through Eden’s younger brother Ben, an appealing 15 year old gay kid. Ben has been mistreated by his parents, shipped off to a horrific “Scare the Queers Straight” facility, mocked by his peers, and has life threatening diabetes. Ben meets the terrified Neesha while she’s hiding out at the mall, trying not to be recaptured by the international sex slavers. That meeting brings Ben and Eden — as well as Eden’s husband Izzy Zanella, her brother Dan, and his saintly girlfriend Jennilyn LaMay — to the attention of the uber-evil slaver thugs who will kill anyone who gets in their way.
I will offend Suzanne Brockmann fans worldwide, but I’m just going to say it: This is a weak novel. Its plot is meandering; its gloom, almost unceasing; the writing, inconsistent; and its lovers, limited by their snottiness — St. Jenni notwithstanding. I haven’t read all the books in the series so Eden, Izzy, Dan, and Jenni aren’t characters I am invested in. But, even if I had read all the Troubleshooters books, I still would have found this story wanting.
I did read the first five Troubleshooters books and thought they were good. I loved the interplay between the past and the present, the sense that women could be as heroic as men, and the implied belief that people are defined by what they do rather than the sort of people they love. Ms. Brockmann’s characters were emotionally mature and, in all the best ways, worked to earn the love they deserved. In contrast to those earlier novels, Breaking the Rules is primarily peopled by characters both immature and self-indulgent.
Eden is a bratty Madonna/whore whose best characteristic — besides an enviable ability to have mind-blowing sex in rental cars — is how much she loves her younger brother, Ben. Izzy, who actually becomes less mature as the novel progresses, may be good at saving others, but he’s too terrified of getting dumped by Eden to stretch himself as a man. Dan, who manages to get critically shot not once but twice in this book, is a jerk: Rude to his sister, dismissive of Izzy’s overtures of friendship, and overly inclined to use sex to get his way. His love for Jenni does not redeem him. Who wouldn’t love Jenni? She’s rather like Mary Poppins: practically perfect in every way. (Actually, maybe Ms. Brockmann doesn’t love Jenni. She constantly stresses how ordinary Jenni’s looks are compared to Dan’s and Eden’s and implies that, somehow, wonderful Jenni is lucky to have caught asshat Dan.) The most likable, credible character in the book is Ben and even his story comes with a caveat.
Ms. Brockmann is, admirably, at the forefront of the LGBT rights movement and her outrage at how the world treats its — to steal a phrase from Lady Gaga — “little monsters” is palpable. But, too often this book becomes a pulpit rather than a novel and, ironically, that weakens its plea. Ben is a lovely guy and, were I to read another Troubleshooters novel, the character from this book I’d most like to revisit would be Ben. I wish that Ms. Brockmann had trusted the strength of the wonderful character she created — Ben — rather than filling her book with stentorian rhetoric.
Additionally, this book is implausibly bleak. Almost every single character encounters or has encountered over-the-top tragedy. (A couple from earlier books shows up briefly, happily wed and then, for no apparent reason, misfortune befalls even them.) Many of calamities are extreme. The bad guys chasing Neesha aren’t just sex slavers; they’re involved in snuff films/fantasies as well. The non Eden/Dan Gillmans aren’t just nasty — they’re sick in ways that transcend ordinarily terrible families. The practices of the “camp” Ben’s parents send him to aren’t just wrong-headed, they’re depraved. Taken individually, these malevolent events would have been compelling. Relentlessly combined, they’re unbelievable.
The best thing about this book is that it’s funny. The gallows humor in this novel rescues many a scene from utter misfortune. Perhaps my favorite line in the book is one that describes a woman’s beehive wig as “if they’d caught her on the way to an audition for a B-52’s tribute band.” It’s really amusing that the sex slavers are also running a thriving business killing bedbugs. Much of the story takes place inside the heads of the various characters and their musings are often rawly entertaining even as they illustrate the characters’ immaturity.
Ms. Brockmann has said she plans to take a break from the Troubleshooters series. This sounds like a good idea to me. The world could use more books written by someone of Ms. Brockmann’s sensibilities and the talent she showcased in her earlier books.
Grade: C+
Book Type: Romantic Suspense
Sensuality: Warm
Review Date: 18/04/11
Publication Date: 04/2011
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This sounds delightful! I’m grabbing it, thanks
excellent book: interesting, funny dialogs, deep understanding of each character, interesting secondary characters, and also sexy.
I don’t think anyone expects you to post UK prices – it’s just a shame that such a great sale…
I’m sorry about that. We don’t have any way to post British prices as an American based site.
I have several of her books on my TBR and after reading this am moving them up the pile.