Beard Science

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Penny Reid’s Beard Science is awkwardly and wonderfully odd, and no carefully selected combination of adjectives can adequately communicate the mind-bending deliciousness of this thoroughly enjoyable book. The author’s creativity beats to its own drum, and she’s successfully written something different – an original story with an incomparable cast of characters that stands out in the vast sea of normal. This is no small feat considering the volume of novels flooding the market every day and when one remembers that romance endings are essentially scripted before an author ever writes a word. Beard Science should be on every Best Romance of 2016 list, and Ms. Reid should be a case study examined at the Romance Writers of America convention. I wish I could add wild and exaggerated hand gestures to my review, because I need a visual way to sufficiently convey and punctuate my feelings, and I refuse the lure of the emoji.

Cletus Byron Winston – how I love the subtle perfection of Cletus Winston – is the third eldest of six bearded brothers and the mastermind and heart of the loving and kooky Winston family. The fact that there are six of them, and their facial hair make them prominent figures in the small rural Tennessee town of Green Valley, but they’re infamous for their individual antics, criminal father and revered librarian mother, who recently passed away. Cletus is a mechanic and owns a local garage with two of his brothers, but he’s far more than just a small town business owner and one of seven siblings. (There’s a sister in the middle of all the brothers.)

He is a social genius who seems to be an awkward bystander uttering seemingly random and strange pronouncements. He’s a master manipulator and an expert in the psychological game of life, bending people to his will without their ever realizing it. He’s quietly in the background of everything, but his schemes are not based on self-interest or seeking personal gain. Most of what Cletus does is done with the intent to protect and support the people he loves, and he’s the Robin Hood of the Winstons – stealing good deeds from the stingy-hearted and gifting them to those he cares about. You’d never guess from his stoicism and quiet manner, but Cletus loves fiercely and passionately. He also practices yoga, makes spectacular homemade sausage, audits a high school Calculus class and is an amazing banjo player who can be found every Friday night at the community center taking part in the town’s weekly jam session.

Banana Cake Queen Jennifer Sylvester – famously known throughout the state for her award winning banana cake – has known of and observed Cletus her entire life and is the only person – except for his brothers – who detects his ability to stealthily influence others. She’s a spectator of life and a people watcher who lives on the sidelines behind her public image. She’s under the thumb of her controlling and conservative parents who insist she play the role of Queen continually, making it her job and her identity. She’s never dated and desperately wants to have a family of her own, but she has no idea how to interact with men. She decides Cletus is the perfect tutor because he obviously understands the human psyche, and she wants him to show her how to attract and catch a husband. When she discovers an opportunity to blackmail him, she seizes it and secures his agreement to teach her, thus committing her first act of rebellion in a meticulously scripted life.

Cletus has never noticed Jennifer beyond his customary internal cataloging of everyone he meets, but he takes note of her now when she surprises him. And no one EVER surprises him. She’s an unexpected puzzle, and he agrees to help her out of a desire to study and not because he truly feels threatened by her blackmail attempt. Neither imagines Cletus might be the man she will want or that he might need to be that man, because Cletus simply never imagines that they will suit. Their dance of courtship begins as the teacher and the observer and transitions into a charming union of two people moving to a rhythm of their own making. There’s great fun throughout and no end to the surprising bursts of comedy and sigh-worthy acts of love between both lovers and family.

Cletus and Jennifer’s story might sound like it follows a tried and true romance formula and – on the surface – it does. Beard Science is epically different because of the nuisances throughout and the subtle departures from everything that is ordinary and expected in a romance; it’s frighteningly bizarre. Laughs will erupt without warning, and you’ll pause dumbfounded. Reader internal dialogue might go something like this:

Did I just read that?

Yes – yes, I did.

Did they just say/do that?

Yes – yes, they did.

I need to read that again, savor it and commit it to memory and enjoy it again another day. 

Don’t worry about reading the previous two books in the Winston Brothers series if you have not already – they’re stand-alone reads – but you’ll likely want to immediately after you finish Beard Science. I did, and they’re amazing too and give you an insightful introduction to Cletus. There’s no possible way to explain the inexplicable, and I’ve waxed poetic enough. Read Beard Science and send Penny Reid a thank you for allowing us into her magical and odd world of the Winstons.

 

Reviewed by Mary Dubé

Grade: A

Sensuality: Warm

Review Date: 13/12/16

Publication Date: 10/2016

Recent Comments …

  1. excellent book: interesting, funny dialogs, deep understanding of each character, interesting secondary characters, and also sexy.

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Eveyln North
Eveyln North
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09/18/2019 4:33 pm

I just finished my review for editing. I was afraid to read it but so glad I did! If you’ve read the series, you have a good idea of the bad things that happen to Scarlet and Billy. It was still hard to read though. But, Penny Reid also writes a beautiful love story for them. So glad I read it! It was great/hard to see the Winstons as kids. I still have questions that will hopefully for answered in “Beard Necessities” – I think out 11/4. We better get a happy ending!!!!!

Blackjack
Blackjack
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09/18/2018 5:15 pm

Claire’s novella is due out in Aug-Sept. 2019 followed by Billy & Claire’s book, Beard Necessities, in October 2019.

mel burns
mel burns
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Reply to  Blackjack
09/18/2019 4:00 pm

It’s a year later and Claire/Scarlett’s book is out and I am hoping someone here reviews it because I don’t know if I want to read it!

Patricia Patterson
Patricia Patterson
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09/18/2018 12:08 pm

Totally love this delightful series. I am anxious to know Billy’s story. Any news on that?

Gypsy
Gypsy
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09/18/2018 11:59 am

I adore this entire series. Does anyone know when Billy’s story will be told?

nblibgirl
nblibgirl
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05/13/2018 1:52 am

Currently reading Beard in Mind (yes, I’m late to this one) and just got to Beau’s POV re: the blueberry pancake muffin scene from Beard Science. Really enjoying Beard in Mind for itself so far, but have to say it is also worth reading just for getting to revisit this hilarious moment with Cletus. Other Beard Science fans deserve to know this little gem exists!

Blackjack
Blackjack
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12/13/2016 7:53 pm

Beard Science lived up to its hype for me, and I had some doubts going into it that Cletus could be a successful romance hero. This is the best of the Winston Bros. books thus far and one of Reid’s best, I think!

I never see Penny Reid reviewed at AAR and so I was happy to see this review today.

Maria Rose
Maria Rose
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Reply to  Blackjack
12/13/2016 9:32 pm

I think you haven’t seen her reviewed at AAR before because it’s more common to get advanced copies from the big publishers who have marketing and business plans in place to promote their authors and give them a lot of visibility. If an indie author doesn’t submit a book to AAR for consideration of review, then they don’t get into the ‘queue’ so to speak, and they just aren’t visible to the reviewers. I do think that the amount of indie books reviewed has increased this year with the addition of several new reviewers who have more contact with the indie community. I’ve personally been reading Penny’s books since early 2014 but I have had prior commitments to review them elsewhere. I’m so glad Janet gave it a chance!

Blackjack
Blackjack
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Reply to  Maria Rose
12/14/2016 2:45 am

Incidentally, Penny Reid responded to a “review” I posted of one of her books several years ago on Goodreads, and she asked me what AAR was and didn’t seem to have heard of this site at the time. Hopefully, that changes if she sees her books reviewed here.

Kathy Zimmer
Kathy Zimmer
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12/13/2016 7:12 pm

I loved this book, as well as the others in this series, all jems in my opinion. I also love your review.

Maria Rose
Maria Rose
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12/13/2016 6:06 pm

She’s such an excellent writer and this one made the cut for my best of 2016 list! I love that Penny doesn’t follow traditional tropes or make her stories carbon copies of each other. They are all fresh and original, while being witty, sexy and fun.

Wendy
Wendy
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12/13/2016 2:44 pm

I loved this book so much. I have been waiting for someone to review it! This was the first of Reid’s books I read, then of course I glommed all the others. But none was as special as this one.

Em Wittmann
Em Wittmann
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12/13/2016 12:54 pm

I haven’t read her stand alone titles, but I love her rugby series with L. H. Cosway. Light, romantic, sexy + sports. They’re excellent.

Dabney Grinnan
Dabney Grinnan
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12/13/2016 12:38 pm

I just downloaded book one. I’ve not read her so, yay!

Maria Rose
Maria Rose
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Reply to  Dabney Grinnan
12/13/2016 6:07 pm

Dabney, Neanderthal seeks Human is always free too, it’s the first of her Knitting in the City series (of which The Winston Brothers is a spin off). It’s delightful! I’ve read it 3 or 4 times now.

Blackjack
Blackjack
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Reply to  Maria Rose
12/13/2016 7:51 pm

Yes, I loved Neanderthal Seeks Human and find it to be one of her best.

Lynda X
Lynda X
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12/13/2016 12:32 pm

This book is so much fun! It’s a little gem.