Falcon's Desire

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Oddly enough, Falcon’s Desire is a throwback to the historical romance novels of yesteryear – I say “oddly enough” because it’s the debut romance for a new author. It’s as if all the in-between progress in terms of nuanced plots and character development have been forgotten and we’re left with a derivative amalgam of Woodiwiss and Lindsay historicals of old. However, for all its faults, the book has a weird sort of charm. It isn’t boring and I got more than a few laughs while reading it. The bad news for Lynn, a debut author for Harlequin Historicals, is that I probably wasn’t supposed to laugh during those particular points in the story. Like a B movie, Falcon’s Desire can best be described as a case of it’s so bad, it’s actually kind of enjoyable.

I felt the first pang of dismay when I read the back of the book and realized the hero and heroine had animal names – he’s Rhys of Faucon (Falcon in French) aka the Mighty Falcon, aka the Devil Falcon, and she’s Lyonesse of Ryonne. Lyonesse? I kid you not. Even worse, the characters’ names are often used in the metaphorical sense. For instance, Rhys repeatedly envisions Lyonesse as a kitten or a lioness (either purring or clawing at him) and it cracked me up every time because it was just so, well, silly.

Once I got past the incongruity of the main characters’ names, I dove headfirst into a plot that has a little bit of everything and a whole lot of “huh?” built into it. Just about every plot device and cliché you’ve ever come accross in a classic (or not so classic) Medieval romance is packed into these 299 pages – which is unfortunate, because one or two of them would’ve sufficed and ultimately made more sense.

In Lyonesse, we have a beautiful, tempestuous heroine with blazing green eyes and a capacity for getting herself into jams she likes to blame on others (a Medieval Scarlet O’Hara, if you will). She’s grief-stricken over the death of her beloved fiance Guillaume, who was supposedly murdered by – you guessed it – the Mighty Falcon. She wants to capture and kill Falcon to make him pay for ruining her life, her future, her everything!

For his part, Falcon must solve the mystery of who really killed Guillaume or stand accused of the crime and likely die by combat as punishment. Embattled King Stephen has given Falcon, one of his favored men, one month to find the real culprit, since not even the king truly believes him guilty. Our hero with a dark past (he’s believed to have killed his first wife and their infant child) is feared by all, yet is truly chivalrous. Well, that is except for the times he’s seductively coercing our spitfire lioness to give him what he wants or raging at her because she won’t give it to him.

This hardened warrior discovers he has a latent tender side shortly after he is taken hostage by the termagant lioness. While being held as a chained prisoner in her dungeon, Falcon worries that Lyonesse doesn’t have anyone in her life who makes her laugh. This is before she cuts him with her dagger in a fairly amusing attempt at taking his life in retribution for the loss of her one true love. The tenderness begins to leak out of his chest in a great torrent then, and I’m not being facetious.

In the greatest (ahem) tradition of torrid historical romance, the lovely Lyonesse and Falcon have a passionate clinch right after she tries to kill him. These scenes are supposed to be powerful – taut with tension and emotion – but I’ve got to be honest, I laughed my way through most of them. Many of the encounters between Falcon and Lyonesse feature passionate, overwrought dialogue full of sound and fury, signifying nothing, but sure good for a cackle or two.

If Lynn had chosen a few of her many themes and blown them out – truly ridden with them from start to finish – then Falcon’s Desire might have been an interesting book. The main characters themselves are definitely Medieval-lite, but are appealing enough despite their horrible names. The problem is, this plot is too stuffed; Falcon and Lyonesse have so much to do that nothing comes off as believable. For example, his hobby of training falcons doesn’t make sense given that we’re told he’s the king’s man and constantly on the road from one hotspot to another. Does he bring the eyerie with him on his travels?

When we meet Lyonesse, she is living at a keep bequeathed to her upon her grandfather’s death which she supposedly held for her now-deceased husband-to-be. Her father lives several days ride away and is apparently fine with his unmarried, heiress daughter living virtually alone in a castle surrounded by opportunistic knights during a tense civil war. Even if this were a common occurence, this book does a good job of illustrating why it shouldn’t be – if ever a young woman needed a keeper, it’s our intrepid Lyonesse.

And then there’s the “only in romance novels and soap operas” plot device that stops the story dead in its tracks. The focus changes, and not in a good way; it goes from being over-the-top to over-the-top and ridiculous. To say more would constitute a spoiler, but I knew things had gone awry when I longed for that section of the book wherein Lyonesse and Falcon are on the way to Dad’s castle and the lioness is wounded by an arrow, shortly afterward shackled to the end of the hero’s bed, and subjected to sensual coercion while Falcon attempts to gain information from her.

And how about the fact that when they’re planning the forced betrothal of Lyonesse and Falcon, everyone (the Earl, the king, Lyonesse, Falcon himself) seems to forget that Falcon is under penalty of death if he doesn’t find Guillaume’s real murderer? Hello?!

I could continue to detail the poor plotting that makes Falcon’s Desire a disappointing read, but I think you’ve probably gotten the message by now. Obviously, I don’t recommend this book. However, I will say that if you’re in the mood for a parody of a good Medieval romance novel (think AAR’s Purple Prose Parody Contest), and need a good laugh, well then, Falcon’s Desire just might do the trick.

Reviewed by Nicole Miale

Grade: D

Book Type: Medieval Romance

Sensuality: Warm

Review Date: 07/04/03

Publication Date: 2003

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  1. excellent book: interesting, funny dialogs, deep understanding of each character, interesting secondary characters, and also sexy.

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